January 2012
December 2011
Karen and Ben on having £500,000
Karen: Ben, come and look at this! Reader's Digest says that we have definitely won £500,000 and it is in a bank account ready to be transferred into your bank account when we're ready!
Ben: £500,000?! Wow, that's so much money! We could buy LOADS of stuff!
Karen: We can buy EVERYTHING! We can buy... we can build a massive mansion made out of gold and...
Ben: I would buy a robotic dragon, with a flame thrower in it's tongue! I'd buy a TV which could walk around inside... like the size of a door!
Karen: Oh yeah, a time machine! and you can see us when we're old and...
Ben: Or I'd buy... the Amazon Rainforest!
Karen: I'd buy school and then close it down! I'd save the polar bears! We'd have enough money to drop MASSIVE ice cubes and bits of ice onto the... onto the... onto where they are so they can be saved.
Ben: ...or we could just buy 500,000 magnums.
“How to make 2012 better;
1. Accept myself.
2. Accept that there is no...”
– Charlotte xxx (via theglasschild)
